1 00:00:00,977 --> 00:00:01,827 - Neens... - Nina. 2 00:00:01,878 --> 00:00:02,762 - I'd hate for there to be 3 00:00:02,846 --> 00:00:04,830 a chasm between us. 4 00:00:04,914 --> 00:00:05,965 - Will you be my maid of honor? 5 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:06,966 - Yeah! 6 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,401 - Nina's got a boyfriend. 7 00:00:08,485 --> 00:00:09,569 - Do you want to be my plus-one? 8 00:00:09,653 --> 00:00:11,070 - Yeah. 9 00:00:11,154 --> 00:00:12,372 NINA: There's this lady called Dr. Catherine Dunne, 10 00:00:12,456 --> 00:00:13,740 and she's looking for people to go 11 00:00:13,824 --> 00:00:15,208 to the Isle of Wight and work with her, 12 00:00:15,292 --> 00:00:16,643 and I applied. 13 00:00:16,727 --> 00:00:18,144 [Upbeat music] 14 00:00:18,228 --> 00:00:19,478 - We are meeting a few more people, 15 00:00:19,562 --> 00:00:20,714 but we'll be in touch. 16 00:00:20,798 --> 00:00:21,747 - Thank you. 17 00:00:21,831 --> 00:00:23,549 - [Inhaling sharply] 18 00:00:23,633 --> 00:00:25,251 RANESH: [chuckles] Here We Gyros 19 00:00:25,335 --> 00:00:27,187 is a great indulgence of mine. 20 00:00:27,271 --> 00:00:28,788 NINA: You know what they say. 21 00:00:28,872 --> 00:00:31,323 What happeneth in Rothesay stayeth in Rothesay. 22 00:00:31,407 --> 00:00:32,858 - It's just family dinner. No Ranesh. 23 00:00:32,942 --> 00:00:35,061 Should be chill. Burying stuff's my speciality. 24 00:00:35,145 --> 00:00:36,596 Let's avoid all things Rothesay. 25 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,131 We get through this together, and then tomorrow, 26 00:00:38,215 --> 00:00:39,999 we Bill Murray it. 27 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,400 - Nina. - You asked me 28 00:00:41,484 --> 00:00:43,103 to give you the details of the wedding, 29 00:00:43,187 --> 00:00:45,337 and I did, and you didn't reply. 30 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:46,639 - No, no, Nina, Nina, wait... 31 00:00:46,723 --> 00:00:48,241 - No, please don't touch me. Please. 32 00:00:48,325 --> 00:00:49,642 I think you need to tell him. 33 00:00:49,726 --> 00:00:51,511 EVIE: Now I get my one big moment 34 00:00:51,595 --> 00:00:53,980 where it's all about me for the first time in my life, 35 00:00:54,064 --> 00:00:55,514 and you won't let me have it. 36 00:00:55,565 --> 00:00:58,434 - I'm sorry I'm such a burden. 37 00:01:00,270 --> 00:01:01,588 So then she invites this slip of a man 38 00:01:01,672 --> 00:01:03,456 into my life without any warning, 39 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:05,124 and...and she makes me mask 40 00:01:05,208 --> 00:01:07,560 in front of his tiny spectacled dad. 41 00:01:07,644 --> 00:01:10,496 And...and then she...she ruined my date 42 00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:12,098 and made me go to her dress fitting, 43 00:01:12,182 --> 00:01:13,432 where a parrot watched me getting changed. 44 00:01:13,516 --> 00:01:15,266 And she knows how much I hate birds. 45 00:01:15,318 --> 00:01:17,670 And then...and then she cheated on her fiancé in Rothesay 46 00:01:17,754 --> 00:01:19,739 with some man who doesn't believe in the moon. 47 00:01:19,823 --> 00:01:21,574 And...and after she's done all of that, 48 00:01:21,658 --> 00:01:24,143 she...she says to me that I'm... That... 49 00:01:24,227 --> 00:01:27,463 That I'm...that I'm a burden. 50 00:01:28,865 --> 00:01:30,867 Die! Die! 51 00:01:32,235 --> 00:01:33,552 [Video game gun firing] 52 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:36,689 - They're zombies. They're dead already. 53 00:01:36,773 --> 00:01:39,191 - You know, I never... I never had to add anything 54 00:01:39,275 --> 00:01:40,693 or take anything away for Evie. 55 00:01:40,777 --> 00:01:42,827 She just...she just liked me for who I was, 56 00:01:42,846 --> 00:01:45,631 and then this man arrived, and she got engaged, 57 00:01:45,715 --> 00:01:49,001 and she started changing and making me 58 00:01:49,085 --> 00:01:51,304 do things that I didn't want to do. 59 00:01:51,388 --> 00:01:53,139 And tomorrow at her wedding, I'm gonna have to do 60 00:01:53,223 --> 00:01:54,607 more stuff I don't like, 61 00:01:54,691 --> 00:01:58,211 like smile at strangers and...and wave and lie. 62 00:01:58,295 --> 00:01:59,578 And I don't even have a plus one. 63 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:01,915 VIDEO GAME VOICE: Round two. 64 00:02:01,999 --> 00:02:03,733 - I'm not going. 65 00:02:04,968 --> 00:02:06,852 - Do you know the 2008 rom-com 66 00:02:06,936 --> 00:02:09,022 Made of Honor with Patrick Dempsey? 67 00:02:09,106 --> 00:02:11,090 He does the right thing 68 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:13,226 because he's "made of honor," you see. 69 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:16,796 M-A-D-E of honor. 70 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,831 You see, it...it... 71 00:02:18,915 --> 00:02:20,200 - It's a funny joke. 72 00:02:20,284 --> 00:02:21,517 - [Chuckles] 73 00:02:25,088 --> 00:02:26,372 [video game voice speaking indistinctly] 74 00:02:26,456 --> 00:02:28,641 Evie getting married is a good thing. 75 00:02:28,725 --> 00:02:29,976 Means you'll be able to concentrate 76 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:32,278 on becoming a Dunne footnote. 77 00:02:32,362 --> 00:02:33,813 - Haven't heard back about that. 78 00:02:33,897 --> 00:02:37,349 - Oh, well, my reference interview with them went well. 79 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:41,154 So yeah, hold your nerve. 80 00:02:41,238 --> 00:02:44,157 VIDEO GAME VOICE: Level complete. 81 00:02:44,241 --> 00:02:46,725 - If the asteroid hadn't hit the Earth, 82 00:02:46,809 --> 00:02:49,995 would the dinosaurs still be alive? 83 00:02:50,079 --> 00:02:51,079 VIDEO GAME VOICE: Go. 84 00:02:51,081 --> 00:02:52,331 NINA: No. 85 00:02:52,415 --> 00:02:54,634 - And if this chap hadn't come along, 86 00:02:54,718 --> 00:02:56,268 it would have been someone else. 87 00:02:56,319 --> 00:03:01,073 The time of you and Evie living closely must end, 88 00:03:01,157 --> 00:03:03,826 like all geological time periods. 89 00:03:04,928 --> 00:03:06,528 If it never did, you'd never know 90 00:03:06,563 --> 00:03:08,815 where you could have gone. 91 00:03:08,899 --> 00:03:10,482 You have to go to the wedding. 92 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,718 - [Sighs] 93 00:03:12,802 --> 00:03:14,086 Fine. 94 00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:16,289 I'm... - I'm gonna fix my face, 95 00:03:16,373 --> 00:03:18,123 and I'm gonna go to the wedding. 96 00:03:18,207 --> 00:03:19,758 But I draw the line at doing Loch Lomond. 97 00:03:19,842 --> 00:03:21,594 I'm not linking arms with strangers. 98 00:03:21,678 --> 00:03:22,896 - Mm. 99 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:24,564 [Video game gun firing] 100 00:03:24,648 --> 00:03:25,998 VIDEO GAME VOICE: Mission accomplished. 101 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:27,567 NINA: Made of Honor? 102 00:03:27,651 --> 00:03:30,937 - Gemma enjoys noughties rom-coms. 103 00:03:31,021 --> 00:03:35,141 And I must admit, I did somewhat enjoy it. 104 00:03:35,225 --> 00:03:37,160 - Patrick Dempsey, eh? 105 00:03:39,129 --> 00:03:40,813 - Well, it's those baby blues. [Chuckles] 106 00:03:40,897 --> 00:03:42,214 NINA: Declan, you hound. 107 00:03:42,298 --> 00:03:43,550 [Video game voice speaking indistinctly] 108 00:03:43,634 --> 00:03:45,335 - [slurping] 109 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:49,789 [upbeat rock music] 110 00:03:56,847 --> 00:04:00,049 [Doorbell ringing] 111 00:04:02,852 --> 00:04:04,287 - Come on! 112 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:08,307 How you doing now, Shagrid? 113 00:04:08,391 --> 00:04:09,642 - I'm fine, thank you. BO: You sure? 114 00:04:09,726 --> 00:04:10,876 - Mm-hmm. 115 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,145 - 'Cause your sister's marrying 116 00:04:12,229 --> 00:04:13,513 a fat-free yogurt in a Ted Baker suit. 117 00:04:13,597 --> 00:04:15,248 - I'm gonna fix my face and be 118 00:04:15,332 --> 00:04:17,483 a silent and compliant MOH 119 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:19,067 until I am allowed to go home. 120 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:20,820 - Beautiful. Well, I'm excited. 121 00:04:20,904 --> 00:04:22,188 There's an open bar. 122 00:04:22,272 --> 00:04:23,689 - Please don't flirt with Amber tonight. 123 00:04:23,773 --> 00:04:27,343 - She texted me a selfie outside my primary school. 124 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:29,896 - That's so creepy. - [Laughs] 125 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:31,363 - Maybe she won't turn up. 126 00:04:31,447 --> 00:04:33,099 - Oh, thank God you're here. 127 00:04:33,183 --> 00:04:35,067 Phase two started 25 minutes ago. 128 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:37,971 The father of the groom's already here. 129 00:04:38,055 --> 00:04:39,172 Hi, Bo. 130 00:04:39,256 --> 00:04:40,606 I have your corsage. 131 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:42,341 I took my nail scissors and cut the flowers 132 00:04:42,425 --> 00:04:43,776 from the botanical gardens. 133 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:45,377 Gorgeous, aren't they? 134 00:04:45,461 --> 00:04:46,646 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're not meant to do that. 135 00:04:46,730 --> 00:04:48,247 But you know what? Not my problem. 136 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,717 - Everyone's in the kitchen, Nina. 137 00:04:50,801 --> 00:04:51,851 There you go, Bo. 138 00:04:51,935 --> 00:04:53,085 - [Whispering] Help me. 139 00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:54,487 - [Whispering] Fuck off. 140 00:04:54,571 --> 00:04:56,105 - There. 141 00:04:57,007 --> 00:04:58,891 [Sniffs] 142 00:04:58,975 --> 00:05:00,326 Mmm. 143 00:05:00,410 --> 00:05:02,729 - Crafty wee chin fuckers! 144 00:05:02,813 --> 00:05:03,763 - Hello, Mum. 145 00:05:03,847 --> 00:05:04,764 - Where's the shoe polish? 146 00:05:04,848 --> 00:05:06,065 - Hello, Dad. 147 00:05:06,149 --> 00:05:07,366 DIANE: It's in the cupboard of stuff. 148 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:08,567 NINA: Hello, Sachin. 149 00:05:08,651 --> 00:05:09,553 - And unto you. 150 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,037 - Mm. ADE: It's not here. 151 00:05:11,121 --> 00:05:12,505 - Have you looked? [Phone chiming] 152 00:05:12,589 --> 00:05:14,340 If I come over there and I see the shoe polish, 153 00:05:14,424 --> 00:05:16,125 I'm going to be... - Here it is. 154 00:05:17,728 --> 00:05:19,078 - Ah! - [Laughs] 155 00:05:19,162 --> 00:05:20,079 Don't worry, pal. 156 00:05:20,163 --> 00:05:21,614 You're safe this time. 157 00:05:21,698 --> 00:05:23,449 Did I tell you I'm a songwriter, Sachin? 158 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:24,917 SACHIN: Oh, dear Christ. 159 00:05:25,001 --> 00:05:26,552 VOICEMAIL VOICE: You have one new message. 160 00:05:26,636 --> 00:05:29,155 Press one...to listen to the message, press two. 161 00:05:29,239 --> 00:05:32,091 To delete the message... New message. 162 00:05:32,175 --> 00:05:34,260 SHANE: Hi, Shane. It's Nina. 163 00:05:34,344 --> 00:05:36,830 Oops, only joking. [laughs] 164 00:05:36,914 --> 00:05:38,798 Anyway, as it's your day off, 165 00:05:38,882 --> 00:05:41,667 I took the liberty of checking your emails. 166 00:05:41,751 --> 00:05:44,771 I suspected news about the dig would come in... 167 00:05:44,855 --> 00:05:48,057 [Indistinct chatter] 168 00:05:52,429 --> 00:05:55,515 [upbeat music] 169 00:06:03,807 --> 00:06:04,891 [Knocking] 170 00:06:04,975 --> 00:06:06,175 NINA: Evie? 171 00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:11,130 I know you said that I wasn't to talk to you, 172 00:06:11,214 --> 00:06:12,582 but... 173 00:06:16,086 --> 00:06:18,571 I got offered a postdoc position. 174 00:06:18,655 --> 00:06:20,273 EVIE: Wow. 175 00:06:20,357 --> 00:06:21,607 I'm gonna be sick. 176 00:06:21,691 --> 00:06:22,908 - No, it's good news. 177 00:06:22,992 --> 00:06:25,344 - No. 178 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,380 I need to tell Ranesh what happened on the hen do. 179 00:06:27,464 --> 00:06:29,582 You were right. - No. 180 00:06:29,666 --> 00:06:31,366 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 181 00:06:31,368 --> 00:06:33,453 - What do you mean, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no?" 182 00:06:33,537 --> 00:06:35,622 - It is 93 minutes before your wedding, 183 00:06:35,706 --> 00:06:37,306 and people will be arriving soon. 184 00:06:37,374 --> 00:06:38,792 - You told me to tell him. 185 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:40,759 - Not in phase two of your wedding morning, Evie. 186 00:06:40,843 --> 00:06:42,929 - [Breathing heavily] 187 00:06:43,013 --> 00:06:44,997 I love him. 188 00:06:45,081 --> 00:06:46,933 Like, really love him. 189 00:06:47,017 --> 00:06:49,467 And I can't marry this man with all this integrity 190 00:06:49,486 --> 00:06:51,704 without being honest with him. 191 00:06:51,788 --> 00:06:53,272 - You know this will ruin the wedding. 192 00:06:53,356 --> 00:06:55,208 - Oh, it doesn't matter about the wedding. 193 00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:56,976 It's about the marriage. 194 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:58,611 I should have listened to you. 195 00:06:58,695 --> 00:07:00,847 - OK, do you want me to fetch him? 196 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:02,548 - Yeah. - Right. 197 00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:05,051 - I can't do it by myself. - No, I'll... - I'll stay with you. 198 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:07,286 I'll... - I'll stand beside you, but you just have to tell me 199 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:09,088 when my presence becomes overbearing or weird, 200 00:07:09,172 --> 00:07:10,123 because I don't know. 201 00:07:10,207 --> 00:07:11,724 - OK. NINA: OK. 202 00:07:11,808 --> 00:07:14,861 EVIE: OK. - OK. OK, OK. 203 00:07:14,945 --> 00:07:16,596 So just to check, 204 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,531 92 minutes before you get married, 205 00:07:18,615 --> 00:07:20,215 you want to tell your fiancé that 206 00:07:20,283 --> 00:07:22,034 you drunkenly kissed a man in Rothesay 207 00:07:22,118 --> 00:07:23,669 who doesn't believe in gravity. 208 00:07:23,753 --> 00:07:24,853 - [Whimpering] Mm-hmm. 209 00:07:24,887 --> 00:07:26,222 - OK. 210 00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:28,575 You look beautiful. 211 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:30,109 - Thank you. 212 00:07:30,193 --> 00:07:31,978 [Music playing in distance] 213 00:07:32,062 --> 00:07:34,046 NINA: [quietly] Fuck. 214 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:35,515 I don't know what you think you heard, but... 215 00:07:35,599 --> 00:07:36,782 EVIE: Did you say something? 216 00:07:36,866 --> 00:07:38,768 - Just practicing my speech! 217 00:07:41,137 --> 00:07:42,755 - Nina, Amber wants me, like, a lot. 218 00:07:42,839 --> 00:07:44,757 She's right up my arse. You need to help me. 219 00:07:44,841 --> 00:07:46,458 - No. Have you seen Ranesh? 220 00:07:46,542 --> 00:07:47,827 - Who? 221 00:07:47,911 --> 00:07:49,929 Oh, no. - [Groans] 222 00:07:50,013 --> 00:07:51,430 [Ade singing indistinctly] 223 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,732 BOTH: ♪ Baby, I just can't get enough ♪ 224 00:07:53,816 --> 00:07:54,867 NINA: Sachin. 225 00:07:54,951 --> 00:07:56,235 Have you seen Ranesh? 226 00:07:56,319 --> 00:08:02,641 - ♪ Taste of love, oh, whoa ♪ 227 00:08:02,725 --> 00:08:03,643 - Ranesh? 228 00:08:03,727 --> 00:08:05,311 - Ah, don't look at me! 229 00:08:05,395 --> 00:08:07,246 Ah! 230 00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:08,647 AMBER: There you are. Where is Bo? 231 00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:10,382 Also, we're way behind on your hair and makeup. 232 00:08:10,466 --> 00:08:11,517 - No. 233 00:08:11,601 --> 00:08:12,685 - I did a hair and beauty short course. 234 00:08:12,769 --> 00:08:13,753 Why does no one trust me? 235 00:08:13,837 --> 00:08:15,088 - Have you seen Ranesh? 236 00:08:15,172 --> 00:08:16,189 - Yeah, I did see him go out the front door 237 00:08:16,273 --> 00:08:17,589 two minutes ago. 238 00:08:17,673 --> 00:08:19,526 - I'm just gonna pop outside for a spot of air 239 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:21,427 with my good friend Ranesh, so you hold down the fort. 240 00:08:21,511 --> 00:08:24,064 So you need me to be MOH? 241 00:08:24,148 --> 00:08:25,364 Interim MOH. 242 00:08:25,448 --> 00:08:27,066 - Interim MOH. Well done. 243 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:28,434 - Nina, I can do this. 244 00:08:28,518 --> 00:08:29,351 - You can. 245 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:30,303 - So what's going on? 246 00:08:30,387 --> 00:08:32,472 - None of your business. 247 00:08:32,556 --> 00:08:34,223 Interim MOH. 248 00:08:35,525 --> 00:08:36,442 - Yes! 249 00:08:36,526 --> 00:08:37,627 MOH. 250 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:46,352 - I said I'd be your plus one to the wedding, so here I am. 251 00:08:46,436 --> 00:08:48,805 I'm your plus one to the wedding. 252 00:08:51,107 --> 00:08:52,692 This was a bad idea, wasn't it? 253 00:08:52,776 --> 00:08:54,227 You think the flowers are cheesy. 254 00:08:54,311 --> 00:08:55,561 They're too much, I can see that now. 255 00:08:55,645 --> 00:08:57,296 The thing is, I... 256 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:58,465 The other...when I... 257 00:08:58,549 --> 00:08:59,383 [Stammering] 258 00:08:59,449 --> 00:09:01,635 At the party, what it was... 259 00:09:01,719 --> 00:09:03,169 What it is, is... 260 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:04,638 NINA: I'm gonna stop you right there. 261 00:09:04,722 --> 00:09:06,172 The groom... 262 00:09:06,256 --> 00:09:08,541 We've lost him. 263 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:11,010 - God. He's dead? 264 00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:12,778 - No, no, no! Um, Ranesh found out 265 00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:15,248 about Evie kissing your weird friend Euan 266 00:09:15,332 --> 00:09:16,832 in Rothesay, and he's run off. 267 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:19,752 - Oh, fucking Euan. 268 00:09:19,836 --> 00:09:22,321 I mean, a wedding without a groom is like a... 269 00:09:22,405 --> 00:09:23,805 Well, it's not ideal, is it? 270 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:25,090 - We need to find him. 271 00:09:25,174 --> 00:09:27,076 - I've got the van around the corner. 272 00:09:29,179 --> 00:09:31,730 Uh, sorry about the, um, the mess. 273 00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:34,133 I, uh... - I don't usually have visitors. 274 00:09:34,217 --> 00:09:35,134 Or anyone. 275 00:09:35,218 --> 00:09:36,669 Really, I'm quite lonely. 276 00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:37,903 So where's he gonna be? 277 00:09:37,954 --> 00:09:38,871 - I don't know. 278 00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:39,873 - Right. 279 00:09:39,957 --> 00:09:41,591 Uh, where does he live? 280 00:09:41,991 --> 00:09:44,076 - [Groans] - [groans, chuckles] 281 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,411 OK. 282 00:09:45,495 --> 00:09:46,913 - He's just this little intrusive thought 283 00:09:46,997 --> 00:09:48,548 who's always at my flat. 284 00:09:48,632 --> 00:09:50,516 I've never asked him anything about himself. 285 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,953 - Where would he go at a time of emotional crisis? 286 00:09:54,037 --> 00:09:56,589 - Our flat, but I refused to give him the spare key. 287 00:09:56,673 --> 00:09:57,957 - Has he ever mentioned anywhere 288 00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,192 that's special to him? 289 00:09:59,276 --> 00:10:00,693 - Our flat? 290 00:10:00,777 --> 00:10:01,678 - The flat, yeah. 291 00:10:01,744 --> 00:10:02,896 - Oh, I... 292 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,198 I don't know anything about him. 293 00:10:05,282 --> 00:10:07,367 Wait. Wait. 294 00:10:07,451 --> 00:10:09,851 He and Evie are always telling this boring story. 295 00:10:09,852 --> 00:10:11,070 It's the same boring story. 296 00:10:11,154 --> 00:10:12,671 It's about their first date. 297 00:10:12,755 --> 00:10:14,340 They went to... 298 00:10:14,424 --> 00:10:17,010 Feminist poetry slam at the bandstand! 299 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,145 - [American accent] And I thought our first date was bad. 300 00:10:19,229 --> 00:10:20,213 - This is serious. 301 00:10:20,297 --> 00:10:22,048 - [Normal voice] Yeah, sorry. 302 00:10:22,132 --> 00:10:23,315 Bandstand. - Bandstand. 303 00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:24,316 [Engine starts] 304 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,119 - Amber, what's going on? 305 00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:27,386 Where's Nina? 306 00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:29,788 - I told you, she has a tapeworm. 307 00:10:29,872 --> 00:10:33,659 Anyway, let me finish running through my speech with you. 308 00:10:33,743 --> 00:10:35,728 [Dramatic music] 309 00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:37,163 NINA: Ranesh! 310 00:10:37,247 --> 00:10:39,031 LEE: Ranesh! NINA: Ranesh! 311 00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:40,199 LEE: Ranesh! 312 00:10:40,283 --> 00:10:42,769 Ranesh! NINA: Ranesh! 313 00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:44,437 LEE: Ranesh! 314 00:10:44,521 --> 00:10:45,972 Ranesh! 315 00:10:46,056 --> 00:10:47,406 ♪ ♪ 316 00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:52,528 - Ranesh! 317 00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:55,632 - My name's Gavin. 318 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,601 - I don't think he's here. 319 00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:01,554 [Phone ringing] 320 00:11:01,638 --> 00:11:03,122 Excuse me. 321 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,423 Hello? 322 00:11:04,507 --> 00:11:05,925 - You still getting air with Ranesh? 323 00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:08,694 - Here's the scoop, Amber. 324 00:11:08,778 --> 00:11:10,830 Evie kissed Euan when we were in Rothesay, 325 00:11:10,914 --> 00:11:13,065 and Ranesh has found out about it, and he's run away. 326 00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:14,433 And I don't know where to look for him, 327 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:15,768 because I don't know anything about him, 328 00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:17,437 because when he talks, I zone him out. 329 00:11:17,521 --> 00:11:19,672 And Evie can't know anything about this. 330 00:11:19,756 --> 00:11:21,357 Do you understand? 331 00:11:23,693 --> 00:11:24,677 - OK. 332 00:11:24,761 --> 00:11:26,112 NINA: OK. 333 00:11:26,196 --> 00:11:28,698 I'll call you if I get any updates. 334 00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:32,651 - Give me the phone. - You never told me. 335 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,886 - Give me the phone! - Why didn't you tell me? 336 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,154 - Shut up, Amber! 337 00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:36,155 - I thought we were best friends. 338 00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:39,192 - So you're Ranesh. 339 00:11:39,276 --> 00:11:41,461 You've got a concave arse, and you're panicking. 340 00:11:41,545 --> 00:11:42,662 Where do you go? 341 00:11:42,746 --> 00:11:44,047 - Fuck! 342 00:11:44,681 --> 00:11:46,766 Where do you go when you're stressed out? 343 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:48,668 - Somewhere where I can eat a lot of grease. 344 00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:50,536 - That's not Ranesh. He...he's a... 345 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,738 He's a "do some transcendental meditation, 346 00:11:52,822 --> 00:11:54,607 have a 15K" type of guy. 347 00:11:54,691 --> 00:11:55,774 - I don't know. 348 00:11:55,858 --> 00:11:57,910 Everyone's got some weird, gross side 349 00:11:57,994 --> 00:11:59,078 not everyone knows about. 350 00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:00,480 - Mm. Not Ranesh. 351 00:12:00,564 --> 00:12:01,681 - Even Ranesh. 352 00:12:01,765 --> 00:12:03,749 - He was designed in a lab to have a low BMI 353 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,233 and a high irritation point. 354 00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:07,253 - I promise you, the guy's got layers. 355 00:12:07,337 --> 00:12:09,189 - He doesn't. 356 00:12:09,273 --> 00:12:11,307 - People be surprisin'. 357 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,243 [Sighs] 358 00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:17,196 - Do you know the food van Here We Gyros? 359 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,048 - Of course I do. BOTH: Let's go. 360 00:12:22,319 --> 00:12:23,836 [Bell ringing] 361 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,205 - Of course he's not here. 362 00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:27,840 Oh, I've ruined everything. 363 00:12:27,924 --> 00:12:28,974 I should have just let it go. 364 00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:30,343 This is all my fault. 365 00:12:30,427 --> 00:12:32,945 - Well, you didn't kiss Euan. [Chuckles] 366 00:12:33,029 --> 00:12:37,917 Look, um, things were a bit weird the last time I saw you. 367 00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:39,485 And I just... - I... 368 00:12:39,569 --> 00:12:41,537 NINA: Oh, my God. 369 00:12:51,548 --> 00:12:52,815 Hey, Neshy. 370 00:12:54,351 --> 00:12:55,551 - I'm gonna... 371 00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:09,749 - I know that you and I have had somewhat 372 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:12,284 of a checkered past and...and you're very upset 373 00:13:12,368 --> 00:13:13,618 that Evie kissed someone. 374 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:16,105 - It's not about her kissing someone. 375 00:13:17,474 --> 00:13:19,409 It's that she didn't tell me. 376 00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:23,696 Anyway, what are you doing here, Nina? 377 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,115 We both know you've never liked me. 378 00:13:26,749 --> 00:13:27,849 - Was it very obvious? 379 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:28,885 - Yes. 380 00:13:29,886 --> 00:13:33,206 I've tried everything to connect to you spiritually. 381 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,374 Pasta from Firenze. 382 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,542 Tea. 383 00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:39,512 I brewed you my finest Lapsang souchong. 384 00:13:39,596 --> 00:13:41,280 The other day when I read you my vows, 385 00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:42,815 I opened up my soul like a tap. 386 00:13:42,899 --> 00:13:44,049 - I know, but it's... 387 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,919 - But nothing worked. 388 00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:49,155 It was never about me. 389 00:13:49,239 --> 00:13:52,525 Evie's engagement hit your life like an asteroid, 390 00:13:52,609 --> 00:13:55,511 and you just couldn't bear to let her go. 391 00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,250 - Maybe you're right. 392 00:14:02,119 --> 00:14:06,439 I called you a soy boy wet wipe and a host of other things. 393 00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:08,307 It was only because it felt like 394 00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,243 everything you were doing was pretend. 395 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,177 It...it felt like you were constantly pretending, 396 00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:14,514 and that's really confusing. 397 00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:17,100 Have you ever actually been to Firenze? 398 00:14:19,536 --> 00:14:20,370 [Gasps] 399 00:14:20,437 --> 00:14:22,588 - But it is on my to-do list. 400 00:14:22,672 --> 00:14:25,208 - That betrayal aside... 401 00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:30,162 I was wrong. 402 00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:32,132 I was wrong about you. 403 00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:34,533 This is you, and it's all right. 404 00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:35,969 It's all right. 405 00:14:36,053 --> 00:14:37,553 You're allowed to eat a kebab. 406 00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:40,640 I mean, it's bad for your gut biome, but you like it, 407 00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:41,641 and it tastes delicious. 408 00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:43,609 And Evie loves kebabs. - Uh, no. 409 00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:44,777 No, no, she doesn't. 410 00:14:44,861 --> 00:14:46,278 She finds them too heavy and greasy. 411 00:14:46,362 --> 00:14:47,714 - That's a lie! 412 00:14:47,798 --> 00:14:49,348 She loves kebabs. 413 00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:52,435 I've watched her throw back 'babs with the best of them. 414 00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,189 I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 415 00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:59,826 You and her are perfect for each other. 416 00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:01,244 You're meant to be. 417 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,582 Will you please come talk to Evie? 418 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,839 [Upbeat music] 419 00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:21,614 - I think he's got quite a nice arse. 420 00:15:21,698 --> 00:15:24,083 - Mm, it's only concave in pictures. 421 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,868 Hurry up, sauce pervert. 422 00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:30,723 - Hello, Nina, Lee, Ranesh. 423 00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:32,407 Everyone's waiting in the garden. 424 00:15:32,476 --> 00:15:34,127 The celebrant says they have a tight turnaround. 425 00:15:34,211 --> 00:15:35,861 NINA: Amber, they need to talk first. 426 00:15:35,945 --> 00:15:37,363 - OK, why don't you go 427 00:15:37,447 --> 00:15:39,797 and remove the mayonnaise from the groom's hair? 428 00:15:40,584 --> 00:15:43,136 Mm. OK. 429 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,205 So Evie does know, but... 430 00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:46,672 - Amber, I told you not to tell her. 431 00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:49,142 - Nina, I've been MOH eight times before. 432 00:15:49,226 --> 00:15:50,810 This is not my first jilting. 433 00:15:50,894 --> 00:15:52,178 I know what I'm doing. 434 00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:54,346 I mean, Evie did sort of try to run away. 435 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,530 She was very stressed. 436 00:15:55,598 --> 00:15:57,417 But I managed to catch her. 437 00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,652 We had a very productive dialogue 438 00:15:59,736 --> 00:16:02,421 and calmly resolved the situation. 439 00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:04,090 - Amber, where's Evie? 440 00:16:04,174 --> 00:16:07,343 [Pounding] 441 00:16:12,048 --> 00:16:13,833 - You locked me in the shed, Amber! 442 00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:16,202 - I know. Are you, like, angry 443 00:16:16,286 --> 00:16:18,070 that I locked you in a shed? - No. 444 00:16:18,154 --> 00:16:19,154 I'm fucking furious. 445 00:16:19,223 --> 00:16:22,075 - [Laughing] 446 00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:25,061 I'm gonna go change my tampon. 447 00:16:28,631 --> 00:16:31,217 - She's... 448 00:16:31,301 --> 00:16:33,519 Dedicated. 449 00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:35,421 - He literally ran away from me. 450 00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:38,124 - That is true, but he came back. 451 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,459 - He did? - Mm-hmm. 452 00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:41,461 He didn't have to, but he came back, 453 00:16:41,545 --> 00:16:43,396 and he wants to speak to you. 454 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,964 - Oh, he's never gonna forgive me. 455 00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:47,167 - Of course he will. 456 00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:48,835 - How do you know that? 457 00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,386 - Because... 458 00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:53,690 You're easy to forgive, Evie. 459 00:16:57,627 --> 00:17:00,246 - About that stuff that I said the other day... 460 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,682 - It's fine. It was... 461 00:17:02,766 --> 00:17:06,285 It was your turn to be blunt and interesting. 462 00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:08,021 EVIE: No, I was nasty, 463 00:17:08,105 --> 00:17:10,590 and I really regret it. 464 00:17:10,674 --> 00:17:12,024 I'm really sorry. 465 00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:13,743 - I know. 466 00:17:15,979 --> 00:17:17,062 Right. 467 00:17:17,146 --> 00:17:18,731 You're gonna go in there. 468 00:17:18,815 --> 00:17:21,500 You're gonna be 100% honest with each other. 469 00:17:21,584 --> 00:17:22,836 No shenanigans. 470 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,871 No nonsense. 471 00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:26,489 Just be Evie. 472 00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:31,043 Preferably in the next nine minutes. 473 00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:32,811 - OK. - OK. 474 00:17:32,895 --> 00:17:34,047 You've got this. - Yeah. 475 00:17:34,131 --> 00:17:35,481 NINA: Yeah. EVIE: Mm-hmm. 476 00:17:35,565 --> 00:17:36,833 - You're good. 477 00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:39,452 - Aye, you can't see it at all. RANESH: Great. 478 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,920 LEE: There and there. 479 00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:42,639 RANESH: Thank you. 480 00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:50,446 - Hi. - Hi. 481 00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:52,998 NINA: Come on, Lee. 482 00:17:53,082 --> 00:17:54,284 - Can you stay? 483 00:18:04,828 --> 00:18:07,864 [Chairs squeaking] 484 00:18:16,106 --> 00:18:18,191 - I could stand here and say that 485 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:20,192 I respect every decision a woman makes. 486 00:18:20,276 --> 00:18:23,095 But I'm not going to do that. - OK. 487 00:18:23,179 --> 00:18:25,229 - Because I'm hurt that you kissed someone 488 00:18:25,282 --> 00:18:26,766 and didn't tell me. 489 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,835 You've made a mockery of all that we've built together 490 00:18:28,919 --> 00:18:30,303 over the last 12 weeks. 491 00:18:30,387 --> 00:18:31,404 - But that kiss, it was just... 492 00:18:31,488 --> 00:18:32,988 - No, it's not about the kiss. 493 00:18:33,056 --> 00:18:35,475 It's about being open and honest with one another 494 00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:36,709 in perpetuity. 495 00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,393 That's what you're supposed to do 496 00:18:38,428 --> 00:18:40,179 when you want to be with someone. 497 00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:41,514 So we just need... 498 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,866 - I'm obsessed with Real Housewives! 499 00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:48,271 Sometimes I wish I was a housewife. 500 00:18:49,772 --> 00:18:51,157 - I'm 30, 501 00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:54,460 and I am genuinely terrified of my dad. 502 00:18:54,544 --> 00:18:55,894 - [Whispering] He is scary. 503 00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:58,230 - I have never seen a Sofia Coppola film. 504 00:18:58,314 --> 00:18:59,498 - I've never seen a Sofia Coppola film! 505 00:18:59,582 --> 00:19:01,334 - Shut up. - [Laughs] 506 00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:03,436 - I've actually shat myself on multiple Greek islands. 507 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,537 - [Laughs] 508 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,607 I have no idea what a gut biome is. 509 00:19:07,691 --> 00:19:09,308 - I have no friends. 510 00:19:09,392 --> 00:19:10,877 Apart from a woman that can't be within 50 feet 511 00:19:10,961 --> 00:19:12,078 of the kid from Love, Actually. 512 00:19:12,162 --> 00:19:13,613 - That's Amber, not me. - Right. 513 00:19:13,697 --> 00:19:16,249 - I have auditioned for Britain's Got Talent 514 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,251 four times. 515 00:19:18,335 --> 00:19:21,704 And I'm really scared that I'm boring. 516 00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:27,026 - I know on the outside I'm this sweet, sassy, 517 00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:29,261 confident redhead who's a perfect mix 518 00:19:29,345 --> 00:19:31,397 of Carrie and Charlotte all at once. 519 00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:34,134 But inside, there's a part of me that is 520 00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:39,605 really horrible and ugly and destructive. 521 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:42,141 And it scares me. 522 00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:44,611 - Me too. [chuckles] 523 00:19:44,695 --> 00:19:46,045 Wow. - Wow. 524 00:19:46,129 --> 00:19:47,613 - Wow. - [Laughs] Yeah. 525 00:19:47,697 --> 00:19:49,515 - God, that was better than an ultramarathon. 526 00:19:49,599 --> 00:19:51,149 - We should just tell each other 527 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,285 exactly what we're thinking and feeling 528 00:19:52,369 --> 00:19:53,419 every second of every day. 529 00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:55,187 - That's not practical. 530 00:19:55,271 --> 00:19:57,389 - No more lies, ever. - Ever. 531 00:19:57,473 --> 00:19:59,375 We'll share everything. - Hmm. 532 00:20:01,111 --> 00:20:02,512 - Will you marry me? 533 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,566 - Yeah. 534 00:20:06,650 --> 00:20:08,117 Go on, then. 535 00:20:09,019 --> 00:20:12,221 [Clapping] 536 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:17,710 - You may now kiss the bride. 537 00:20:17,794 --> 00:20:19,712 [Rachel Sermanni's "Lay My Heart"] 538 00:20:19,796 --> 00:20:22,615 [cheers and applause] 539 00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:30,123 RACHEL: ♪ This is where I lay my heart ♪ 540 00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:33,526 ♪ Is where I lay my heart ♪ 541 00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:37,596 ♪ Is where I lay my heart ♪ 542 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,600 [Cheers and applause] 543 00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:48,975 ALL: ♪ By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes ♪ 544 00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:55,581 ♪ Where the sun shines bright on Loch Lomond ♪ 545 00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:59,218 ♪ Where me and my true love ♪ 546 00:20:59,302 --> 00:21:02,755 ♪ Will never meet again ♪ 547 00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:04,156 - You look happy. 548 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,092 - I did it, Lurch. - Did what? 549 00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:07,794 - I broke up with Hilda. 550 00:21:07,878 --> 00:21:10,963 - [Gasps] No! 551 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:12,865 [Both laughing] - Yeah. 552 00:21:12,949 --> 00:21:16,102 Something about that ceremony just really touched a nerve. 553 00:21:16,186 --> 00:21:17,504 - Oh, Bawbag. 554 00:21:17,588 --> 00:21:19,338 You know, there's no going back now. 555 00:21:19,356 --> 00:21:23,109 ♪ ♪ 556 00:21:23,193 --> 00:21:24,677 - [groans] 557 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,579 I've ruined my life. Ah! - No, you haven't. 558 00:21:26,663 --> 00:21:27,681 No. 559 00:21:27,765 --> 00:21:29,048 Don't phone her. 560 00:21:29,132 --> 00:21:31,317 She's like the world's most boring witch. 561 00:21:31,401 --> 00:21:34,019 Her only spell is making you feel sad. 562 00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:36,589 - She's Dr. Dunne it! 563 00:21:36,673 --> 00:21:39,893 - We are so proud of you, darling. 564 00:21:39,977 --> 00:21:41,160 - How did you find out? 565 00:21:41,244 --> 00:21:42,862 - Evie's been telling everyone. 566 00:21:42,946 --> 00:21:45,765 My daughter, a doctor? 567 00:21:45,849 --> 00:21:48,449 - Mum, I got my post-doctorate, like, four years ago. 568 00:21:48,484 --> 00:21:49,386 - I know. 569 00:21:49,452 --> 00:21:50,603 I just like saying it. 570 00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:51,520 - [Laughs] 571 00:21:51,521 --> 00:21:53,305 - To the Isle of Wight! 572 00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:57,142 - Isle of, Isle of, Isle of fucking Wight. 573 00:21:57,226 --> 00:22:00,213 Isle of, Isle of, Isle of fucking Wight! 574 00:22:00,297 --> 00:22:02,148 ALL: Isle of, Isle of, 575 00:22:02,232 --> 00:22:03,816 Isle of fucking Wight! 576 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,636 [Laughter] 577 00:22:12,842 --> 00:22:15,127 - You two are like gonky Normal People. 578 00:22:15,211 --> 00:22:17,480 - Mm, Abnormal People. 579 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,133 Don't phone her. 580 00:22:20,217 --> 00:22:21,467 - Roger that. 581 00:22:21,551 --> 00:22:23,002 - Now I'm gonna go and Roger that. 582 00:22:23,086 --> 00:22:25,221 - Gets right in there. 583 00:22:29,192 --> 00:22:31,244 - You're not gonna ask me to dance, are you? 584 00:22:31,328 --> 00:22:33,312 - Absolutely not. - OK, good. 585 00:22:33,396 --> 00:22:36,749 [Soft music] 586 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,852 So... 587 00:22:38,936 --> 00:22:42,288 I'm, uh... - I'm guessing you got the postdoc, then. 588 00:22:42,372 --> 00:22:43,489 ♪ ♪ 589 00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:44,824 - How'd you know? 590 00:22:44,908 --> 00:22:47,960 - "Isle of, Isle of, Isle of fucking Wight." 591 00:22:48,044 --> 00:22:49,729 - [laughs] 592 00:22:49,813 --> 00:22:52,065 - It's great news. 593 00:22:52,149 --> 00:22:53,733 You gonna take it? 594 00:22:53,817 --> 00:22:55,034 - I think so. 595 00:22:55,118 --> 00:22:56,636 I mean, I know so, yeah. 596 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,670 - Yeah. 597 00:22:57,754 --> 00:23:01,140 ♪ ♪ 598 00:23:01,224 --> 00:23:03,209 - You were gonna say something 599 00:23:03,293 --> 00:23:06,496 when you, um, turned up at my door with flowers. 600 00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,801 - I did pull away from you. 601 00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:16,255 I don't usually get to this bit, you know. 602 00:23:16,339 --> 00:23:18,023 [Singer singing indistinctly] 603 00:23:18,107 --> 00:23:19,391 I just feel like you get me. 604 00:23:19,475 --> 00:23:21,527 And not everyone does. 605 00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:23,096 And then you asked me out, and I was buzzing, 606 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,898 and then you say, 607 00:23:24,982 --> 00:23:26,332 "I'm going to the Isle of Wight." 608 00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:29,302 And I thought, all right, well... 609 00:23:29,386 --> 00:23:31,254 Well, that's that done, then. 610 00:23:34,958 --> 00:23:37,043 - I confused you. 611 00:23:37,127 --> 00:23:39,679 I've been confusing. 612 00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:41,647 Usually I'm the straightforward one. 613 00:23:41,731 --> 00:23:43,783 - [Laughs] 614 00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:48,304 - Didn't occur to me that I... I could have both. 615 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:50,506 LEE: But we can. 616 00:23:51,441 --> 00:23:53,492 Do you want both things? 617 00:23:53,576 --> 00:23:57,296 - It's like, I can see the dig, 618 00:23:57,380 --> 00:24:00,699 and I want so badly to be part of a discovery 619 00:24:00,783 --> 00:24:02,068 that's bigger than me 620 00:24:02,152 --> 00:24:04,069 and bigger than my life will ever be. 621 00:24:04,153 --> 00:24:06,572 But... 622 00:24:06,656 --> 00:24:08,941 I also... - I want you. 623 00:24:09,025 --> 00:24:11,744 I really want to give this a try. 624 00:24:11,828 --> 00:24:13,913 But I'm not good with people. 625 00:24:13,997 --> 00:24:17,283 And I'm not good at relationships. 626 00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:21,154 - Well, that sounds like an unproven hypothesis. 627 00:24:21,238 --> 00:24:22,789 ♪ ♪ 628 00:24:22,873 --> 00:24:26,993 - It would be silly to start something romantic. 629 00:24:27,077 --> 00:24:28,594 - Yeah. 630 00:24:28,678 --> 00:24:34,133 And we don't even know what this is yet, so it's, um... 631 00:24:34,217 --> 00:24:36,169 - Reckless. - Illogical. 632 00:24:36,253 --> 00:24:38,254 - Illogical. 633 00:24:44,327 --> 00:24:46,763 Sometimes life isn't logical. 634 00:24:54,171 --> 00:24:55,571 - Knutsford. 635 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,224 - [Laughs] What? 636 00:24:58,308 --> 00:25:00,125 - Knutsford. 637 00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:03,596 It's 225 miles from Glasgow, 638 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,965 and it's 225 miles from the Isle of Wight. 639 00:25:06,049 --> 00:25:07,566 Slap bang in the middle. 640 00:25:07,650 --> 00:25:10,770 And yeah, I searched that online. 641 00:25:10,854 --> 00:25:12,839 And you wouldn't believe how long it took me 642 00:25:12,923 --> 00:25:13,873 to figure that out. 643 00:25:13,957 --> 00:25:15,241 Anyway, 644 00:25:15,325 --> 00:25:20,513 if we want to make this work, then... 645 00:25:20,597 --> 00:25:23,116 Why don't we meet there in a year's time? 646 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,251 - My postdoc is only six months. 647 00:25:25,335 --> 00:25:28,554 - OK, six months. Knutsford. 648 00:25:28,638 --> 00:25:30,423 - Well, by then, I'll probably just be back in Glasgow, 649 00:25:30,507 --> 00:25:31,757 so we could just... - Nina. 650 00:25:31,808 --> 00:25:33,526 I'm being romantic. 651 00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:34,827 [Laughs] 652 00:25:34,911 --> 00:25:36,930 - Knutsford. - Knutsford. 653 00:25:37,014 --> 00:25:40,466 [Singer singing indistinctly] 654 00:25:45,755 --> 00:25:46,906 - I'm gonna go. 655 00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:48,574 - I should probably go too. 656 00:25:48,658 --> 00:25:52,445 Imagine if I just hung about after you left. 657 00:25:52,529 --> 00:25:54,280 I won't. - You can if you want. 658 00:25:54,364 --> 00:25:56,065 My family like you. 659 00:26:00,837 --> 00:26:02,889 - Nina. - Hmm? 660 00:26:02,973 --> 00:26:04,156 - I'll miss you. 661 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,859 NINA: I'll miss you too. 662 00:26:05,943 --> 00:26:07,193 - Good luck. 663 00:26:07,277 --> 00:26:10,163 [Soft music] 664 00:26:16,253 --> 00:26:17,870 - Night, night, Bawbag. 665 00:26:17,954 --> 00:26:19,372 ♪ ♪ 666 00:26:19,456 --> 00:26:21,507 - Bye, Nina. - Bye, Nina. 667 00:26:21,591 --> 00:26:28,591 ♪ ♪ 668 00:26:31,568 --> 00:26:34,487 - [laughing] 669 00:26:39,409 --> 00:26:41,227 EVIE: Nina! 670 00:26:41,311 --> 00:26:42,796 Did you see Bo and Amber? 671 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,063 - [Laughing] Yeah. 672 00:26:44,147 --> 00:26:45,832 Well, he's got a type. 673 00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:48,318 - Out of the frying pan. - Mm. 674 00:26:52,589 --> 00:26:54,539 I keep thinking, what if they don't have 675 00:26:54,591 --> 00:26:55,775 wheat puffs on the Isle of Wight? 676 00:26:55,859 --> 00:26:56,843 - No, I checked. 677 00:26:56,927 --> 00:26:57,943 Nearly every major supermarket 678 00:26:58,027 --> 00:26:59,329 in the UK sells them. 679 00:27:00,230 --> 00:27:01,347 - But you'll pack some. - Yes. 680 00:27:01,431 --> 00:27:03,600 EVIE: Just to be safe. - Yeah. 681 00:27:05,502 --> 00:27:07,386 Were you trying to sneak off without saying bye? 682 00:27:07,470 --> 00:27:08,855 You know you'll be away by the time 683 00:27:08,939 --> 00:27:10,723 I get back from my honeymoon. 684 00:27:10,807 --> 00:27:12,358 - Yeah. 685 00:27:12,442 --> 00:27:14,560 I wanted to, but you looked like you were having fun. 686 00:27:14,644 --> 00:27:16,663 Plus, I've got a job to accept, 687 00:27:16,747 --> 00:27:18,781 and I'm exhausted. 688 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,572 - I should get back to my husband. 689 00:27:26,656 --> 00:27:28,591 [Laughs] 690 00:27:29,159 --> 00:27:31,127 OK. - OK. 691 00:27:33,330 --> 00:27:34,697 EVIE: Bye, Nina. 692 00:27:39,036 --> 00:27:40,536 - [Sniffles] 693 00:27:49,012 --> 00:27:51,931 [Young Fathers' "Tell Somebody"] 694 00:27:53,783 --> 00:27:58,370 SINGER: ♪ You reach, but your feet ♪ 695 00:27:58,454 --> 00:28:02,842 ♪ Never left the ground ♪ 696 00:28:02,926 --> 00:28:06,245 ♪ ♪ 697 00:28:06,329 --> 00:28:09,883 ♪ Tell somebody ♪ 698 00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:16,689 ♪ Please, please ♪ 699 00:28:16,773 --> 00:28:20,059 ♪ Please ♪ 700 00:28:20,143 --> 00:28:23,329 ♪ Tell somebody ♪ 701 00:28:23,413 --> 00:28:30,069 ♪ Please, please ♪ 702 00:28:30,153 --> 00:28:33,173 ♪ Please ♪ 703 00:28:33,257 --> 00:28:40,079 ♪ Please, please ♪ 704 00:28:40,163 --> 00:28:43,782 ♪ Please ♪ 705 00:28:43,866 --> 00:28:48,621 ♪ Please, tell somebody ♪ 706 00:28:48,705 --> 00:28:50,923 ♪ Everybody's anybody, many bodies know ♪ 707 00:28:51,007 --> 00:28:52,491 ♪ Tell somebody ♪ 708 00:28:52,575 --> 00:28:55,161 ♪ Many bodies feel the drop and everybody go ♪ 709 00:28:55,245 --> 00:28:56,896 ♪ Everybody's anybody ♪ 710 00:28:56,980 --> 00:28:58,431 ♪ Many bodies know ♪ 711 00:28:58,515 --> 00:28:59,932 ♪ Many bodies feel the drop ♪ 712 00:29:00,016 --> 00:29:02,552 ♪ And everybody go ♪